Alright, here we go—Week 17, Buffalo Bills vs. New York Jets. A game with so much on the line for one team and, well, the other team just trying to stay upright. The rain’s coming down at Highmark Stadium, and both rosters are looking more like MASH units than football teams. Let’s break it down.
First, the Jets Injury
Let’s start with the Jets, because wow. They’ve got nine—yes, nine—players listed as questionable. If this were a bingo game, they’d already be shouting “Bingo!” Here’s the rundown:
- WR Davante Adams: The man’s still listed, which raises an eyebrow because, you know, he’s one of the few bright spots in this Jets offense. But a banged-up Adams? Not ideal for QB Aaron Rodgers, who’s spent more time squinting at defenses than slicing them apart this season.
- S Tony Adams and CB Michael Carter II: Two key pieces of the secondary, and both might not play. Against Josh Allen, that’s like showing up to a sword fight with a foam pool noodle.
- CB Sauce Gardner: Yes, Sauce himself. If he’s out—or even limited—this already shaky Jets defense could crumble faster than a soggy graham cracker in the rain.
- OL Morgan Moses: Offensive linemen don’t get the love they deserve, but losing Moses could mean more heat on Rodgers, and let’s face it, he’s had enough heat this season (both literal and metaphorical).
- DL Hasson Reddick and DL Quinnen Williams: These two are supposed to be the muscle upfront, but if they’re not 100%, the Jets’ pass rush might disappear. And disappearing in this rain? Yeah, good luck.
Bills Have Their Own Issues 🌧️
Buffalo isn’t exactly strolling into this one with a clean bill of health either. Four players are questionable, and their secondary is looking like it might’ve spent the week practicing in bubble wrap.
- S Taylor Rapp: A neck injury has him iffy, but at least he’s out of the red non-contact jersey. Progress!
- S Damar Hamlin and DB Cam Lewis: Both are still sporting those red non-contact jerseys in practice, which is as bad a sign as it sounds. If these two can’t go, the Bills’ depth at safety is about as deep as a kiddie pool.
- WR Curtis Samuel: A rib injury has sidelined him for a while, and it’s not looking promising for this week either. Buffalo’s passing game might take a small hit, but hey, it’s Josh Allen—we’re still expecting fireworks. Wet fireworks, but fireworks nonetheless.
What This All Means for Sunday 🌧️🏈
So, what’s the deal? For the Jets, their long-shot hopes hinge on how many of these nine questionable players can suit up. With a defense that could be missing key pieces like Sauce Gardner and Quinnen Williams, Buffalo’s offense might have an easier time shredding through the Jets’ D. And if Davante Adams can’t go, Rodgers will have to dig deep into a depth chart that hasn’t been inspiring confidence all season.
On the flip side, the Bills can’t afford to get complacent. The secondary is wobbly, and in slippery conditions, one mistake can lead to a big play—even from a struggling Jets offense. Josh Allen will need to keep slinging it while protecting that questionable elbow and shoulder of his. The MVP buzz around him is real, but every throw in this weather is going to be a gamble.
Prediction Time (Sort of) 🔮
Will the Jets overcome their laundry list of injuries to pull off a stunning upset? Honestly, probably not. But crazier things have happened, especially in the rain. And the Bills? They’ve got everything to play for—a playoff spot, a possible MVP trophy for Allen, and, let’s be honest, bragging rights.
Highmark Stadium might be a swamp by the time this one’s over, and both teams will probably feel like they’ve been through a car wash. But for us fans? This messy, unpredictable showdown is exactly what we love about football.
So grab your poncho, maybe a snack, and let’s see how this plays out. Because whether it’s a blowout or a nail-biter, this game is bound to leave us all a little drenched in excitement.
