Super Bowl 59 is inching closer, and let’s be real—some matchups would just hit different. Sure, every team dreams of hoisting the Lombardi Trophy, but let’s talk about what we dream of: the ultimate face-offs that will have us screaming at the TV like we’re auditioning for a sports ad.
This year’s playoff field is packed with talent, drama, and just enough chaos to keep things interesting. So, what would make the best Super Bowl Sunday ever? Here are the 10 most thrilling matchups we’re crossing our fingers for—and maybe even bribing the football gods to make happen.
10. Chiefs vs. Vikings
Another Chiefs Super Bowl? Shocking, I know. But if Patrick Mahomes is going to crash the party again, let’s give him a worthy challenger: the Vikings. Imagine Minnesota’s Brian Flores trying to outfox Mahomes with his hyper-aggressive schemes. It’d be like a chess match if chess involved guys trying to demolish each other. Plus, Justin Jefferson under the bright lights? Yes, please.
9. Chiefs vs. Lions
Kansas City vs. Detroit might be the ultimate David vs. Goliath scenario. The Lions have gone from lovable losers to legit contenders, and nothing screams “feel-good story” louder than knocking off the reigning dynasty. Also, Dan Campbell’s energy is already Super Bowl-worthy. Give us this clash of vibes: finesse vs. grit.
8. Rams vs. Ravens
Sean McVay vs. John Harbaugh. Aaron Donald vs. Lamar Jackson. This matchup has “instant classic” written all over it. The Ravens’ defense would be trying to cage McVay’s creative offense, while Lamar does Lamar things™ against the Rams’ reloaded squad. It’s like when you mix two random ingredients, and they create magic. Peanut butter and pickles, anyone?
7. Bills vs. Rams
The Bills and Rams already gave us a regular-season thriller. Why not run it back for all the marbles? Watching Josh Allen and Matthew Stafford sling it in a Super Bowl would be like Madden on rookie mode, but with real stakes. This game would be pure chaos—in the best way possible.
6. Bills vs. Eagles
This matchup is overdue, and by “overdue,” I mean Buffalo has been waiting decades for a shot like this. Philly’s stout defense going toe-to-toe with Josh Allen’s superhero antics could make for a game so tight, we’d all need a paper bag to breathe into. Also, Saquon Barkley vs. the Bills’ run defense? Just take my money already.
5. Ravens vs. Vikings
You want fireworks? This matchup delivers. Lamar Jackson and Justin Jefferson on the same field would be enough to break the internet. Add in Brian Flores trying to scheme up a way to stop Lamar, and you’ve got yourself an edge-of-your-seat Super Bowl. Plus, the Ravens and Vikings have that underdog-ish energy that makes for great stories.
4. Eagles vs. Ravens
This one’s all about power and speed. The Eagles’ trench dominance versus Baltimore’s explosive playmakers would be a football purist’s dream. Oh, and let’s not forget: Derrick Henry vs. Saquon Barkley. Watching these two future Hall of Famers try to one-up each other would be cinematic. Who needs a halftime show when the game itself is this epic?
3. Bills vs. Vikings
Two franchises with zero Super Bowl wins between them. This is the game where someone finally breaks the curse. The Bills and Vikings would both bring insane passion—and desperate fan bases. Imagine the emotional rollercoaster. It’s the kind of game that makes grown men cry and inspires at least three Netflix documentaries.
2. Lions vs. Ravens
This matchup is pure football nirvana. Two teams with explosive offenses, stout defenses, and coaches who get it. Jared Goff’s redemption arc against Lamar’s quest for greatness? Chef’s kiss. Plus, there’s something beautiful about a Super Bowl where you genuinely have no idea who’s going to win.
1. Bills vs. Lions
The Holy Grail of Super Bowl matchups. Two long-suffering fan bases finally getting their moment in the sun. Buffalo vs. Detroit would be less about X’s and O’s and more about raw emotion. We’d see tables broken, kneecaps metaphorically bitten, and tears—so many tears. Whether it’s Josh Allen or Jared Goff hoisting that trophy, this game would be everything.
So there you have it—10 Super Bowl 59 matchups that would turn the big game into an unforgettable spectacle. Whether it’s Mahomes running it back or the Lions finally getting their time to shine, we’re in for a treat.
Now, football gods, if you’re listening, do us a solid. We’ve been good this year. Well, mostly.
PS: If the halftime show is Taylor Swift again, I’m not complaining.
